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First of all, we would like to you to know that this entire website is built upon silliness. Therefore, we must put a disclaimer in to mention that we will not be providing you with any services for paying to become a member. You will have access to the Nostrilarium, of course, and any other silly perks that will arise during this nose-worthy awakening.
At the dawn of the Metaverse, Nostrildamus appeared to two brothers.
He told them: “To smell or not to smell, that is the question.”
They chose to smell, both tangibly and intangibly.
He pointed at a forest and said: “In nature’s womb comes all things. And the more things they are, the more smells we yield.”
And the two brothers understood that encouraging biodiversity in the world is important to achieve eternel smellvation.
In honour of smelling things, both the Right Honorable Left & Right Nostrils, Archdeacons of the Church of Nostrology salute thee.